This is my Favorite email in all of 2006

This is my Favorite email in all of 2006 
  it was sent to me by Howlyncat
How Many Dogs Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?

1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is
young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're
inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
Golden Retriever dogs

2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any
wiring that's not up to code.

3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

4. Rottweiler: Make me.

5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky
toys in the dark.

6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the
light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these
people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed
any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no
one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm
bouncing off the walls and furniture. (how true)!

9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry,
but I don't see a light bulb!

10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee
on the carpet in the dark.

11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need
no stinking light bulb."

12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light
bulbs in a little circle...

14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and
he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house,
my nails will be dry.

How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?

Cats do not change light bulbs.
People change light bulbs. So, the
real question is:

"How long will it be before I can
expect some light, some dinner, and a
massage?"

ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE
AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS
HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE
STAFF!

WHY GOD MADE PETS

Pets help out around the house...

Pets protect our children

Pets look out for the smaller ones ...

Pets show us how to relax ...

Pets "converse" with each other

Pets help you when you're down

(This is for
sure my
favorite!)

Pets are great at decorating for the Holidays

Pets have "great" expectations

Pets are Patriotic

Pets are happy to "test" the water

NO
WAIT!
This is my
most
favorite!!!!!

Pets love their "teddies"

Pets know who's "BOSS"

AND - Pets know when we need a good LAUGH!

HAVE YOU SMILED TODAY?????

It is done by moving the corners of the mouth upward.
LET ME SHOW YOU HOW..............

NOW PASS IT ON,
AND MAKE SOMEONE ELSE SMILE!!!